Survivor: Philippines

originally aired 9/19/2012-12/16/2012

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:

• Zane (Matsing) Another player begging to be voted out early.
• Roxy (Matsing) [...]
• Angie (Matsing) Don't talk about cookies, Angie.  Makes you sound vacuous.
• Russell Swan (Matsing; Samoa) Don't be an idiotic leader, Russell.  Makes you exit early even without having to be evacuated.
• Dana (Kalabaw) [...]
• Dawson (Kalabaw) Watch out, Jeff Probst!
• Katie (Kalabaw) [...]
• "RC" (Tandang) The victim of a tribemate making an even more baffling alliance shift than Kim last season.
• Jeff Kent (Kalabaw) Ballplayer outsmarted himself.
• Artis (Tandang) Apparently really didn't like Mike Skupin.
• Pete (Tandang) [...]
• Jonathan Penner (Kalabaw; Cook Islands) Outsmarted himself.  Still deserves another chance to win.  Let him and Coach and Ozzy play together on the same team, and one of them is bound to win...
• Carter (Kalabaw) Effective in challenges.  Otherwise a nonentity.
• Abi (Tandang) The most oblivious villain in Survivor history.
• Malcolm (Matsing) Tremendous competitor.  But buckles under the pressure.
• Lisa Whelchel (Tandang) Surprisingly effective in this game.
• Michael Skupin (Tandang; Australian Outback) Proved that he has what it takes to be competitive deep into the game.
• Denise (Matsing) Won because the jury couldn't bring itself to reward her competitors. Basically the Tina of this season.