Saturday, December 29, 2012

Survivor: Palau

originally aired 2/17/2005-5/15/2005

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:


  • Jonathan (no tribe) Jumped out of the boat.  Was not a hot chick.
  • Wanda (no tribe) Sang.  A lot.  Endearing maybe as a viewer.  Not as a player.
  • Jolanda (Ulong) Foolishly believed that she was better than she was.  Perfect as a would-be leader of Ulong...
  • Ashlee (Ulong) She looked weak.
  • Jeff (Ulong) He rolled his ankle on a coconut.
  • Kim (Ulong) She aligned herself with Jeff.
  • Willard (Koror) He was old.
  • Angie (Ulong) She was an actual competitor.
  • James (Ulong) He was an idiot.  Though an entertaining one.
  • Ibrehem (Ulong) He was useless.
  • Bobby Jon (Ulong) He worked harder than he thought.
  • Coby (Koror) He wasn't Tom.
  • Janu (Koror) She lay down her torch.  Eventually.
  • Stephenie (Ulong) She outlasted her own tribe.  Is it worth reiterating how pathetic Ulong was?  And not just in comparison to Koror?  An atypically competitive Survivor sweetheart.
  • Gregg (Koror) Was not Tom.
  • Caryn (Koror) She was not Katie.
  • Jenn (Koror) She was the Koror version of this season's Survivor sweetheart. (R.I.P.)
  • Ian (Koror) Was as close to being Tom as Tom was.  But had to grow up a little.
  • Katie (Koror) Made a game effort of trying to steal the win from Tom.
  • Tom (Koror) The most deserving winner to ever play Survivor.  Caught a shark.  Was a funny drunk.  Talked Ian out of the final challenge, the most epic final immunity challenge ever. 

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