Thursday, December 18, 2014

Survivor: San Juan del Sur

originally aired September 24, 2014 to December 17, 2014

The order in which players left the game and the impact they left behind:

  • Nadiya (Natalie/Coyopa) This former Amazing Race contestant, along with her twin sister, made no impact at all, except in the fruitful void she left in Natalie's game.
  • Val (Jeremy/Coyopa) Much like Gervase's niece in the original Blood vs. Water season, seemed to have affected her loved one in departure not at all, even though John Rocker tried to express to Jeremy his attempt to save her.
  • John Rocker (Julie/Coyopa) It will probably puzzle me indefinitely as to why he was even cast.  Except for direct provocation from Natalie, which gave Jeremy all the ammunition he needed to vote her as winner of the season, John was on good behavior for a baseball veteran known for the opposite.  I think the producers just wanted a little controversy, which wasn't really fair to John.  He was actually a pretty good player, and might have done much better if he hadn't had stigma attached to his name.
  • Drew (Alec/Hunahpu) A hilarious example of the kind of strategizing that went on basically throughout the whole season except for a couple of players that should have between them produced the winner (more on that later).  
  • Kelley (Dale/Hunahpu) I have no real impression of her.
  • Dale (Kelley/Coyopa) I remember having an impression of him, but he lost the Interesting Old Man title to Keith the longer Keith stuck around.
  • Julie (John Rocker/Hunahpu) The most unfortunate player of the season, and the real victim of casting John Rocker.  Of course she ended up quitting.  Although if she hadn't, she would certainly have had a good story to tell the jury.
  • Josh (Reed/Coyopa) One of two players who were really playing, but didn't have a significant alliance with which to actually go anywhere.
  • Jeremy (Val/Hunahpu) I think he let himself get in his own way, but otherwise another clear player this season.  He and Josh could probably do better given another shot.
  • Wes (Keith/Coyopa) Other than being Keith's son, was a completely nonentity, aside from being one of the rude young boys.
  • Reed (Josh/Hunahpu) Completely nailed Missy's true character twice, including in the finale, which surely ranks with Sue's famous "snake and rats" speech as one of the finest ever.  Might have gone further, once he proved he might actually have been better than Josh, if he were better at forming alliances.  Which basically makes him the same as Josh, actually.
  • Alec (Drew/Coyopa) Proved to be less crazy than his brother, but not distinctive enough in "finally beating his brother at something" to compete with Natalie's constant sob story.
  • Jon (Jaclyn/Hunahpu) He and Jaclyn dominated the season.  But like everyone else couldn't form a decent alliance to make it all the way.
  • Baylor (Missy/Coyopa) Of the mother/daughter team, actually did more to deserve making it to the finals, but she ultimately doomed herself by depending too much on her mother (and vice versa).
  • Keith (Wes/Hunahpu) Other than being inexplicably good at challenges, clearly had no real mind for the game.  Indicative of the general act of attrition that characterized most of the season.
  • Missy (Baylor/Hunahpu) Hey, Missy: after the first two or three, you might begin to assume it's something you're doing wrong.  You're not the victim.  Stop thinking of yourself that way.  And you should definitely have been pulled after the injury.  Reed was right about your gameplay.
  • Jaclyn (Jon/Coyopa) Deserved to win.  She's what Julie should have been, and exactly what Amber was in All Stars (or possibly only what Amber seemed to be because that jury wouldn't vote for Boston Rob), the other half of a real power couple, the epitome of what the season set out to discover, if existing relationships can excel in this game.
  • Natalie (Nadiya/Hunahpu) Not one of the least deserving winners ever, but pretty close.  She won because Jeremy liked how she handled John Rocker, and was bitter about how Jon and Jaclyn voted him out.  Four other jurors ended up agreeing with him, basically just because.  Most certainly not the best player, just someone who outlasted her sister (as we heard often enough so that it lost its flavor) and a lot of other people.  Her biggest move saved Jaclyn.  That should have helped lead to a different result.  

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Survivor: Cagayan

originally aired 2/26/14-5/21/14

The order in which players left the game and the impact they left behind:

  • David ("Brains"/Luzon) The first and truest victim of the "Brains" tribe was arguably its smartest member...and so his elimination was telling for the whole season.
  • Garrett ("Brains"/Luzon) The first victim of the real "Brains" implosion.
  • Brice (Beauty/Solana) I don't really remember him at this point.
  • J'Tia ("Brains"/Luzon) A crazy person who perfectly represented the bulk of the "Brains" tribe's legacy.
  • Cliff Robinson (Brawn/Aparri) Acquitted himself better than Jeff Kent.  In an ultra-competitive season, that was not good enough.
  • Lindsey (Brawn/Aparri) The main reason why I stopped liking Trish, because I sided with Lindsey in that feud.  Huge props to Lindsey for taking herself out of the game.  Hopefully gets another chance to play.
  • Alexis (Beauty/Solana) The babe this season.  (Looks a lot like Amy Acker.)  Not the whole reason I was sad to see her go.  A victim of the ultra-competitiveness of this season, a better player than she might have seemed.  Sad to see her leave in tears.
  • Sarah (Brawn/Aparri) An early favorite of mine, and an early signal that Tony was going to go far by the way he handled her.
  • Morgan (Beauty/Solana) Lasted longer than anyone would've expected.  I think with a little more seasoning she might be more competitive.
  • LJ (Beauty/Solana) One of the more anonymous members of the Beauty block.  Blandly competitive.
  • Jeremiah (Beauty/Solana) One of the more competitive members of the Beauty block.
  • Jefra (Beauty/Solan) Waited a little too long to become relevant.
  • Tasha ("Brains"/Luzon) One of the few actual Brains in the "Brains" tribe.
  • Trish (Brawn/Aparri) Didn't have a lot of respect for her.  A standout in the jury final voting session, but for the same reasons she was a standout elsewhere.  Not exactly in a good way.
  • Spencer ("Brains"/Luzon) As close to a new Cochran as we're ever likely to get (early in the season he seemed more like an improved Todd, so his game play actually improved in my eyes).  Hopefully and likely will receive future shots at winning.  Also the best jury member ever.
  • Kass ("Brains"/Luzon) The embodiment of everything that was wrong with the "Brains" tribe.  I developed an entirely new perspective on intelligence thanks to her, actually!  Measured intelligence is not the same as intelligence in execution, basically.  Because this was one stupid decision after another.  The new Lil.  The same fate.  The same delusional misunderstanding of herself.  I hope watching this season back makes her reevaluate a few things about herself.  That would be a huge step forward in her ability to actually earn a spot in a tribe made up of people known for their brains.  Because she just didn't show anything worthy of that.  All season long.  One blunder after another.  She did keep trying.  But in this instance, memorable for all the wrong reasons.
  • Woo (Brawn/Aparri) The one smart thing Kass did was equate Woo with Fabio.  Because that's probably as accurate as you can get with this guy.  Likable in an easy, low-key kind of way.  The other, better way to describe him would be an improved version of Ian, the one who did the right thing in the best possible circumstances, chose honor over opportunity.  Cost him the win, obviously, but there are few runners-up worthy of more respect than Woo.  Hopefully gets another shot.
  • Tony (Brawn/Aparri) Obviously had the time of his life playing (until he had to sit in front of the jury), one of the best competitors to ever play the game.  The good version of Russell, and was rewarded for it, with an assist from game jurist Spencer, who made an unprecedented appeal to his colleagues at the end of the Q&A session to look at the facts rather than instead of reflecting on their emotions.  There are so many past competitors who could've benefited from that (Amanda, in two separate seasons, comes to mind).  (Russell still deserved to lose.)  I was rooting for him virtually the whole season, until he started pulling a Kim.  But by the end, he even had me reevaluating Kim, who looks like a more and more deserving and smart winner, too.  (Although I'd been rooting for her from an early point, too.)  Ranks instantly as not only one of the best players but best winners, too.