Survivor 45

 originally aired September 27, 2023 to December 20, 2023

The order players were eliminated and the impact they left behind:

• Hannah (Lulu) First person to quit this season.  
• Brandon (Lulu) Engineered a quit.  Neither should have even been cast in the first place.  Likely just to emphasize for newer viewers that this remains an actual challenge just to endure the reality of the game.
• Sabiyah (Lulu) Will best be remembered for melting the wax on an advantage at tribal council.  Which didn't prevent her from being voted out.
• Sean (Lulu) This whole tribe was probably as close to another Ulong as Survivor has yet managed to produce, just a bunch of pathetic players who couldn't figure out why they were even playing the game.  Two exceptions notable exceptions, as basically with Ulong (way back in Palau, the season with the epic challenge showdown between eventual winner Tom & Ian, who dominated Koror and the season as a whole). Another quitter.
• Brando (Belo) Basically his exist helped define the games of several players (Austin, Drew, Emily, Kendra) who made it deeper, thus beginning to demonstrate there were actually people playing this season.
• J. Maya (Reba) Someone who tried unsuccessfully to navigate the chaotic voting strategies that ultimately defined the season.  I liked her, but too little too late but somehow too soon, because again, this was how long it took for gameplay to actually come into play.  So you might actually consider her the key to unlocking everyone else's game, the player who was the biggest threat and most needed eliminating.
• Sifu (Reba) Loved watching this guy, an actual player worth watching for something other than strategizing, which happens increasingly rarely in these later seasons, a fun personality who was of course unable to factor into anyone's strategies probably mostly because he was too likable, at least by viewer standards.
• Kaleb (Lulu) Easily the smartest member of Lulu and probably of the whole season, which was why he, too, needed eliminating early, although he at least made it to the jury.
• Kellie (Belo) I found most of the women to be indistinguishable this season, weirdly most of the ones that made it deep into the game and even winner of the season.  They just kind of existed as fairly anonymous players.  Kellie was most anonymous.
• Kendra (Belo) Anonymous, too, but almost possessor of a huge ego that drives pretty much every decision she makes, and an obnoxious personality she uses to compensate.
• Bruce (Belo) The poor shlub evacuated within minutes of the first episode last season (still wonder if he'll ever sue for the way they edited it so callously) comes back this season and is immediately and inexplicably the target of smear campaigns from Emily and Katurah, the latter all season long as if the game has never had returning players before (you could tell very quickly how stuffed the casting was with the worst possible vetting this season as far as any awareness of the game).  So he ends up feeling as if he's a bad guy because of how he's treated (although like Sifu, a personality viewers might actually enjoy).  All that being said, the domineering camp personality was a trope in early seasons ripe for votes.  I just don't buy into it, with Bruce, as Katurah seemed determined to despise him from the start, and just kept coming up with excuses as to why.  Had nothing to say in the edit of final tribal, only came up in relation to Emily's first episode tirade against him in the reunion.  Done very, very wrong.  But at least got to play a season, and lasted deep into the jury phase.  Needs a third chance, hopefully with more players capable of grasping the game.
• Emily (Lulu) Kaleb helped her turn around her social game, and she became a wild card no one understood as being allowed to remain on the board so long, so that she might have won the season given a chance.
• Drew (Reba) Probably the only player visibly aware that there was more than Survivor 45 to the legacy of the game this season, and as such a classic player in a season like this.
• Julie (Reba) Eventually defined by other players as the "mom" of the season and therefore a threat to win, but such an anonymous player otherwise.  This is the way the jury deliberated, and why the season played out the way it did, so many players like this just screwing up real chances at deliberate gameplay.
• Katurah (Belo) Such a hateful player, like Kendra working on therapy while being oblivious to the fact instead of playing the game.  Really needs to work on self-awareness above everything else, one of three lawyers in the season and most proud for basing her entire gameplay on hiding the fact.  Never once seemed analytical, so it's hard to see how she makes a living.
• Jake (Belo) Scrapped and clawed his way through the season, no one really willing to work with him but somehow surviving nearly to the end being able to successfully navigate, mostly because these people really didn't have a clue how to play.
• Austin (Reba) Probably the purest player this season, clever and deliberate and able to navigate the unsteady waters.  His romantic alliance with winner Dee brought with it allusions to Boston Rob & Amber, but never really felt like it, and wasn't the same kind of feel-good showdown at final tribal council.  In my texting group this season I called him Barry Allen, because he looks somewhat like Ezra Miller.
• Dee (Reba) So many standout players, and even someone winning who could make a legitimate case, and yet I was only satisfied with her actually claiming the prize when I heard my niece approved.  I suppose she earned it, but I wish she hadn't felt so anonymous until the tepid showmance bloomed.  It's kind of telling that this wasn't the obvious target for elimination in a season like this, as it's been since Romber.

And here's the big surprise: I picked out nine players worth remembering for gameplay (and sometimes through sheer force of personality), a new record, supplanting Palau in my ranking based on that criteria (with Dee ranked 10th among winners), which is kind of surprising since it was very far from a traditional season as far as gameplay went, which was refreshing and frustrating at the same time, since too much aggressive gameplay isn't fun to watch but a lower level is also hard to appreciate.  But the number of players that needed to be eliminated in order for things to play out the way it did was impressive, and the players who did make it to the finals deserved, uniformly, to be there, too, regardless of the outcome or how I felt about it.  It's nice to know I can still be pleasantly surprised by Survivor.  A most interesting season indeed.