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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Survivor 50

originally aired February 25, 2026 to May 20, 2026

The order players were eliminated and the impact they left behind:

  • Jenna (Borneo, All-Stars) Cast mainly to represent the first season.
  • Kyle (48) Very, very glad he was a quick exit, and as such proof that his Season 48 win was a fluke of circumstances.
  • Savannah (49) Treated her return as a victory lap without realizing you can't make Final Tribal Council speeches early in the game.
  • Q (46) I liked Q his previous experience, but he showed nothing this time to justify my belief that given another chance he'd have a better shot.  A surprisingly cutthroat season filled with players who really didn't know what they were doing, driven more by ego than by skill in the game.
  • Mike (David vs. Goliath) The first real victim of the season, falling to the massive ego of Christian, who had no idea there was such a thing as good will involved in the game, either as player or viewer.  Mike White is the most recent mainstream competitor.  Still haven't seen White Lotus.
  • Angelina (David vs. Goliath) Another victim of Christian's enormous ego.
  • Charlie (46) A little too smart for this season, perhaps.
  • Kamilla (48) Like her...buddy? Kyle, very gratifyingly voted out without having done anything of note given another chance, thereby proving my view that their previous success was a fluke.
  • Genevieve (47) Surprisingly, I actually liked her this second go-around.  I saw her make good on another opportunity, but this just wasn't a season that was going to cooperate with her gameplay.
  • Colby (Australian Outback, All-Stars, Heroes vs. Villains) His third time around, worried a little less about his age, but still didn't know how to play the game.
  • Dee (45) Very surprising, a returning winner who had no clue how to play the game, or what it took to win, even though I had nothing but respect for her previously.
  • Chrissy (Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers) Probably the most baffling return player.  Surely they could've scraped anyone else to fill the slot?
  • Coach (Tocantins, Heroes vs. Villains, South Pacific) Very, very full of himself, somehow even more than ever before, but basically the only player this season who was actually as amusing as he thought he was.  Knew the assignment.  Perhaps still the purest player of this game to never win.
  • Christian (David vs. Goliath) One of the most deluded players ever, who trashed all over whatever positive memories I still had of his previous appearance with his ridiculous antics and mugging.  Seems to have no grasp that a reality show like this actually does exist in the real world, too.
  • Stephenie (Palau, Guatemala, Heroes vs. Villains) Still one of my all-time favorites, an embodiment of all the things I value about the game, still can't survive the experience unscathed.
  • Emily (45) I actually liked her better this second time around, too, but ultimately her gameplay was pointless, cancelled out by the extremes around her being more effective.
  • Ozzy (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific, Game Changers) If Coach is the best pure player to never win, Ozzy is his equal and opposite, as their showdown very early on in the season set the tone for everything that followed.  Ironically, they played very similar games, and both hoped to set a better tone than actually prevailed.  Ozzy just can't figure out the whole game.  He can't do strategy.  
  • Devens (Edge of Extinction) The guy who successfully converted Christian into a minion, a legend in his own mind, as deluded as Christian, who caused chaos with every belief that it was getting him exactly what he wanted...The very embodiment of viewing the show as a show and failing to see that there are actual people playing.
  • Cirie (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains, Game Changers) I actually liked her, finally, her other most recent appearance, but, very contrary to her "Fan Favorite" win, ultimately I just can't stand her, the embodiment of the smug attitude too many players brought back this season carried with them.  The ringleader to the selection of the wrong winner.
  • Tiffany (46) Gosh, the worst second chance this season.  I actually respected her last time.  This time, not at all.
  • Rizo (49) A complete nonentity, even in the edit, this time, used shamelessly and even voted out his own allies, so completely delusional, somehow completely unaware that he had absolutely no shot at winning.  At some point this kid has got to get a glimpse of reality.
  • Joe (48) Proved his previous experience was no fluke, but has, really, nothing to show for it, the primary mover this season in playing a game of integrity, obviously completely ineffective at Final Tribal Council...
  • Jonathan (42) The actual winner this season, completely dominated it, the victim of a bitter jury that couldn't stand it had been utterly outmaneuvered.
  • Aubry (Kaoh Rong, Game Changers, Edge of Extinction) I get why she won.  I knew she was going to win, with this jury.  I also don't think she deserved it at all.  This game is too easy to win by just surviving the voting process.  If you take Jonathan away, she's not even in the conversation.  I never liked her, and I guess that streak continues.  
On a separate note, what a horribly botched final episode.  I'm not talking about the editing flub wrongfully attributed to Jeff Probst.  They finally bring back the live audience and winner reveal, and they spend almost no time there except in snippets.  They bring back a host of players to attend, and we see almost none of them.  Mike White, who wasn't even there, literally had more screen time than most of the players who even played the season.  No highlights over the past fifty seasons.  There wasn't even anything particularly compelling to fill in all that time.  Highlight of the season was Jeff participating in a challenge.  But then they spent too much time gushing over celebrity fans/participation.  They could've at least inserted snippets of these celebrities gushing over the show.  Viewers had no sense that these celebrities actually like Survivor and weren't simply names they bought to include, in some cases. Kind of a huge slap in the face of longtime viewers.  Very, very surprising.  I've never felt this cheated in twenty-six years of watching, even in the many seasons won by players the low caliber of Aubry.  Well.  Next season, all the twists return.  Total complete chaos.  Hopefully it means players are less capable of introducing so much of it themselves...

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Survivor: Guatemala

originally aired 9/15/2005-12/11/2005

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:


  • Jim (Nakum) Old guy who barely survived.
  • Morgan (Yaxha) [...]
  • Brianna (Yaxha) [...]
  • Brooke (Nakum) [...]
  • Blake (Nakum) [...]
  • Margaret (Nakum) Tried to be a nurse in Survivor.
  • Brian (Yaxha) Outsmarted.
  • Amy (Yaxha) Easily one of the best personalities of the game.  Not a fan of Gary.
  • Brandon (Nakum) [...]
  • Bobby Jon (Nakum) Second chance same as the first.
  • Jamie (Yaxha) Maybe he really was going crazy.  But I guess that can happen in a game where you never know if you can trust your own allies.
  • Gary (Yaxha) The first secret celebrity of Survivor.
  • Judd (Nakum) Big mouth.  Didn't help him in the game.
  • Cindy (Nakum) Ended up on the wrong side of the numbers.
  • Lydia (Yaxha) Ended up on the wrong side of the numbers.
  • Rafe (Yaxha) Ended up on the wrong side of the numbers.
  • Stephenie (Yaxha) Objectively she totally deserved to win, and not just because of how she survived her last season.  
  • Danni (Nakum) The first winner to win because the jury didn't want to vote for the finalist who deserved their votes.  Still, one of the more deserving default winners.

Survivor: Palau

originally aired 2/17/2005-5/15/2005

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:


  • Jonathan (no tribe) Jumped out of the boat.  Was not a hot chick.
  • Wanda (no tribe) Sang.  A lot.  Endearing maybe as a viewer.  Not as a player.
  • Jolanda (Ulong) Foolishly believed that she was better than she was.  Perfect as a would-be leader of Ulong...
  • Ashlee (Ulong) She looked weak.
  • Jeff (Ulong) He rolled his ankle on a coconut.
  • Kim (Ulong) She aligned herself with Jeff.
  • Willard (Koror) He was old.
  • Angie (Ulong) She was an actual competitor.
  • James (Ulong) He was an idiot.  Though an entertaining one.
  • Ibrehem (Ulong) He was useless.
  • Bobby Jon (Ulong) He worked harder than he thought.
  • Coby (Koror) He wasn't Tom.
  • Janu (Koror) She lay down her torch.  Eventually.
  • Stephenie (Ulong) She outlasted her own tribe.  Is it worth reiterating how pathetic Ulong was?  And not just in comparison to Koror?  An atypically competitive Survivor sweetheart.
  • Gregg (Koror) Was not Tom.
  • Caryn (Koror) She was not Katie.
  • Jenn (Koror) She was the Koror version of this season's Survivor sweetheart. (R.I.P.)
  • Ian (Koror) Was as close to being Tom as Tom was.  But had to grow up a little.
  • Katie (Koror) Made a game effort of trying to steal the win from Tom.
  • Tom (Koror) The most deserving winner to ever play Survivor.  Caught a shark.  Was a funny drunk.  Talked Ian out of the final challenge, the most epic final immunity challenge ever.