Survivor: All-Stars

originally aired 2/1/2004-5/9/2004

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:

• Tina (Saboga; Australian Outback) The winner who went out first.
• Rudy (Saboga; Borneo) The crotchety old man who went home early.
• Jenna (Mogo Mogo; Amazon) The winner who took herself out of the game.
• Rob (Chapera; Amazon) The genius who can't figure this game out.
• Richard (Mogo Mogo; Borneo) The winner who surrendered to his own ego.
• Susan (Chapera; Borneo) The chick who let her emotions get the best of her.
• Colby (Mogo Mogo; Australian Outback) The stud lets the game slip away from him.
• Ethan (Saboga; Africa) The winner sabotaged by his own allies.
• Jerri (Saboga; Australian Outback) The vixen no one will allow to make it far.
• Lex (Mogo Mogo; Africa) The rocker who deludes himself.
• Kathy (Mogo Mogo; Marquesas) The chick on the wrong side of the numbers.
• Alicia (Chapera; Australian Outback) The brawn with no strength of numbers.
• Shii Ann (Mogo Mogo; Thailand) The chick who outstrategizes herself.
• Tom (Chapera; Africa) The farm boy who was put out to pasture.
• Rupert (Saboga; Pearl Islands) The pirate who couldn't find anyone to trust.
• Jenna (Saboga; Borneo) The chick who thought she had power.
• Rob (Chapera; Marquesas) The dude from Boston with all the power.
• Amber (Chapera;Australian Outback) The chick who aligned herself from the dude from Boston.

Survivor: Pearl Islands

originally aired 9/18/2003-12/14/2003

The order in which players left the game, and the impact they left behind:

• Nicole (Morgan) Expendable in a season of pirates.
• Ryan S. (Morgan) Played in a season of pirates.
• Lilian (Morgan) This is where she should have stayed, rather than her grossly emotional nature making to the final thanks to the Outcast tribe.
• Burton (Drake) An alpha male playing Survivor gets voted out somehow.
• Michelle (Drake) On the wrong side of numbers.
• Trish (Drake) On the wrong side of numbers.
• Shawn (Drake) On the wrong side of numbers.
• Osten (Morgan) The first player to quit.  Lesson learned: prepare a body like that a little better, because it will only betray you in the game.
• Andrew (Morgan) One of my favorites, got on the wrong side of numbers and couldn't convince anyone (Rupert) to see it any other way.
• Ryan O. (Morgan) On the wrong side of numbers.
• Rupert (Drake) Lived and died on his exuberant emotions, became one of the most popular players ever, played like a pirate, had no working strategy to win.
• Tijuana (Morgan) Wrong side of the numbers.
• Christa (Drake) Wrong side of the numbers.
• Burton (Drake) Voted out again because he still couldn't figure out how to play well with others.
• Darrah (Morgan) A patented Survivor sweetheart.
• Jon (Drake) "Jonny Fairplay" is one of the most memorable players ever, not the least for his "dead grandmother."  Remarkably still not the least likable player of the season.
• Lilian (Morgan) You wear the scout costume you stick by the scout costume. 
• Sandra (Drake) The luckiest winner in Survivor history, not just because she won this season but got to play another season exactly like it, and won that one, too. Otherwise a pretty thoroughly unremarkable player.